Saturday, 20 January, 2018

WH Responds: Trump's Throat Was Dry During Speech, 'Nothing To It'

Poligrip emergency? President Donald Trump slurred his speech at times during a speech on Wednesday which a dentist tells White House says Trump slurred during his speech about Jerusalem because his throat was dry
Stacy Diaz | 07 December, 2017, 18:22

"President Trump is wearing dentures, people!"

Noah concluded that instead of a Mueller investigation, we need a "molar investigation" to get to the bottom of Trump's weird speech. This is something numerous American presidents have promised to do over the decades, but failed to deliver.

"His throat was dry", White House spokesman Raj Shah said.

Noah added: "Oh man!" We need to know what's happening, people.

As disturbing as the announcement had been, "it was even more disturbing to watch the conflict between Donald Trump's teeth and his tongue", Noah began. "There's no part of [Trump's] body that's real!"

"It does appear that Donald Trump received a smile makeover with porcelain restorations", the center said in response to a letter asking how Trump achieved his bright smile.

"By the way, there's no shame in having dentures", Noah said.

Although slurring can be caused by a number of reasons, such as a stroke or brain tumor, many internet users thought Trump was trying to prevent his dentures - if he wears any - from falling out.

Noah then egged his fans on to cyber-bully the president of the United States.

"Can you imagine how Trump would feel if people started tweeting #DentureDonald?" After making fun of Trump (with a pretty accurate impression, I might add), Noah asked aloud whether The Daily Show had gone too far.

"I know what you're getting at", Shah replied.

Hillary looked exhausted in this Twitter photo (l.) but was miraculously fresh-faced months later when a fly landed on her during a presidential debate.