Stove Top, which bills itself as America's favorite stuffing, has created Thanksgiving Dinner Pants, the company announced in a news release. "This is the stuff Thanksgiving is made of and the flawless way to enjoy Thanksgiving in comfort and style", the company's ad says.
An image of the stuffing is placed high and fits right over your belly.
Stove Top even created its own campy commercial on YouTube that attempts to sell the trousers with a smile for $19.98. They come in a maroon color with stuffing patterns on the pockets and waistband, and range from size small to extra large.
That certainly takes the edge off the inevitable tryptophan fever dreams about bad fashion decisions.